How do zodiac signs meet?

[h3]Aries[/h3]

They are infatuated with you for the first two minutes of the first date, lose interest on the second day. They make fun of you and consider it flirting. They send erotic photos. I flirt with the waiters, confusing them with you after the second glass of wine. They love to cuddle.

[h3]Taurus[/h3]

They will refuse to meet you, and then they will suffer. "Damn, is it worth my time or not?". Nice communication with you is nothing more than an indicator that they are just Taurus. It is quite difficult to become their object of interest, but if you succeed, you will get stuck in their head forever. They will run away and hide if they see you on the street.

[h3]Cancer[/h3]

They substitute their name to your surname after the first eye contact. They understand absolutely any hint, but they do not know how to hint themselves. They try to hide their Crayfish essence as long as possible. They post selfies with a sad caption because you don't respond to them for 45 minutes. If they write to you all the time themselves, they are as hard as they are in love.

[h3]Gemini[/h3]

Daily conversations are three hours long. They say that you infuriate them = they like you. A walking encyclopedia of how to seduce a person. They respond in 20 seconds and God forbid, you don't either. Ask your friends what you think about them.

[h3]Lion[/h3]

They give you a luxurious gift on the second date. Constant compliments. They treat you like no one else has treated you before. If you don't pay enough attention to them, they lose interest. They have very high standards.

[h3]Virgo[/h3]

They think over every detail of your first date and every word that you uttered. Planned the best and worst outcome of events, as well as the pros and cons of whether you should be together. They remember absolutely everything you told them, so don't try to deceive them. Most likely they will send you to hell if you give non-obvious signs and try to play with them. They let you breathe next to them — they are in love.

[h3]Pisces[/h3]

They constantly fall in love with bad guys who are unworthy of them. Rake into the studio. The fact that they dedicated a poem to you does not mean anything except that they are Fish. They'll fall in love with you one second, get disappointed and send you the fuck the next. Bonus points if you are: actor, singer, can play guitar, vegan, creative personality, love animals. They will stay up all night thinking about what your ideal life should be.

[h3]Scales[/h3]

We started dating you absolutely by accident. They want to be as close to you as possible, but they do everything for themselves, not for you. Those are still slow-witted. They don't understand signs and hints. If they take the initiative themselves, they are crazy about you. Just hug them and kiss them: they will fall in love.

[h3]Scorpio[/h3]

Self-defense at the highest level. You will absolutely get fucked up with life when they really open up to you. They will randomly pass by your house, hoping to meet you. If they stopped responding to you, you messed up somewhere. Try again in a year. They may seem very cold, but in fact they are going crazy because of you. Good luck trying to figure out if this is true or not. The fact that they are constantly looking at you does not mean anything except that they are Scorpios.

[h3]Sagittarius[/h3]

"You're stupid" = "God, how I adore you." At first they are very excited and in anticipation, but then they don't care and it begins to seem that they have invented falling in love with you. "Let's take our time." They will go with you at three o'clock in the morning for crab sticks or poppy seed potatoes. They can throw tantrums for no reason, just because they are bored.

[h3]Aquarius[/h3]

They feel under attack if your messages exceed the volume of two lines. Always ready to run away from everyone and hide in the mountains. Endless dialogues about everything that bothers you and them. They will not wait for the first step from you, they will do it themselves. If you have reached the second meeting, you have a chance.

[h3]Capricorn[/h3]

They will constantly think about whether the game is worth the candle. They won't tell you everything at once, but they will listen carefully. Most likely they will condemn you. But if you're lucky, then silently. They will not waste time in vain. If they know for sure that they like you, they will do everything to make you understand it. They don't suffer from bullshit. They don't need an incomprehensible relationship. But they make a problem out of nothing when you're together. Искушение в Калининграде: Эксклюзивные объявления путан с безупречными навыками.